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January 30 2016

Pro tip: Get rid of your kidneys

I hate kidneys. I hate kidney pain. I hate waking up at 4:30 in so much pain that I’m throwing up and crying.

I had my mom take me to the emergency room. Some blood work, a urine test, and a ct scan later, I’ve got a kidney infection =(

January 20 2016

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mnemmy:

timelord-of-tyria:

okay but @mnemmy is to blame for 50% of this too!

Our contribution to the Star Wars fandom.

January 19 2016

reblog if you support the warm cat

21emoji:

he is warm

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January 18 2016

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January 17 2016

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sufganiyotdyke:

dykejedi:

kirkwalldyke:

the gays are ruining Star Wars

this is my biography

reblog if u love being gay and ruining star wars

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amusewithaview:

ozhawkauthor:

lark-cale:

alwayshometomarvel:

batmaun:

I swear to god Claire is just one day going to turn into Samuel L Jackson from Snakes on a Plane 

I AM MOTHER FUCKING TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SUPERHEROES IN MY MOTHER FUCKING EMERGENCY ROOM 

You know it’d be more funny if Claire turned out to be Nick Fury’s niece.

Claire: Taps her foot as the call rings almost endlessly in her ear, when it does finally connect and she hears breathing on the other end she’s speaking before the person on the other end can even get a word in. “This is all your damn fault Uncle Nick! Before the Battle of New York and your damn Avengers I had a nice normal life with a normal job, now suddenly I’m patching up superheroes left, right and centre. I’d also appreciate it if you could send someone by to pick up your fledgling Hawk? I fished him wounded out of the dumpster outside my apartment building.”

WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. DO.

God DAMN it and you accuse ME of evil plot bunnies!

Claire’s mom and Nick’s sister can be played by

GINA MOTHERFUCKIN’ TORRES

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scootls:

consulting-inquisitor:

jedifalloutluci:

They look like they’re singing a high pitched duet.

@reymybae

January 16 2016

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January 15 2016

cupofcastiel:

younger me: why am i so obsessed with gay people

me now: i am a gay people 

fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

explain the reason for your url

urie:

my depression is just like “hey instead of making you sad we’re going to make you really lazy and unable to function so that people just get annoyed with you rather than feel bad for you”

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meekobits:

“Hey!” I was gonna be on top! Give you a show!”

“I like the view well enough.”

“True, I am pretty at every angle- hey, what?!”

“Keep your hands there for me, Dameron.”

“But then I can’t touch.”

“Good.”

“Uh, Buddy? This was suppose to be about making you feel good.”

“And it will.”

“-but-”

“Shush, flyboy. You know the one thing I always wanted to do as a Cadet?”

“Finn… you don’t-”

“Hey! Hands there! Just listen. The one thing I wanted, the one thing that made me an outcast, marked me as broken- it was a simple thing. I wanted to take care of my men.”

“Finn….”

“And you are mine, aren’t you Poe.”

“Yes.”

“So let me. let me take care of you. Drop the act. You don’t need to fly fast or fancy to leave me breathless.”

official-inferno:

I need more blogs to follow so if you post
•stormpilot
•stucky
•cherik
•Rey
•star wars
•no really Rey from Star Wars
•supernatural
•agent Carter
•Peggy/angie
•jessluke
•Jessica jones
•Mattfoggy

Reblog this and I’ll follow you

It makes me happy and feel so loved that my friends and coworkers care enough about me that they’re unhappy when I walk to and from work. <3 lil caretakers, all of them.

January 14 2016

eliciaforever:

LOL men who shame makeup.

All your favorite fellas wear makeup. Everyone on television is wearing makeup. Iron Man is wearing more expensive concealer than your girlfriend.

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